The New School of Monitoring Devices
At HeartRateMonitorsUSA.com, we’ve always taken pride in offering the most advanced and cutting edge monitoring tools for your fitness goals. Many people use heart rate monitors to help monitor their heart rates, steps taken and other fitness oriented metrics while they journey on a path to overall great health, but they often neglect other important bodily functions that can tell you a lot about your body! Did you know that monitoring your flatulence is an excellent way to help measure your health! Our farts say a lot about us, and the need to accurately measure the quality and quantity of the gas we often pass. With fart rate monitors, you’ll get the perfect snapshot of your gas that will help make improvements to future farts!
With fart rate monitors you can:
- Measure your farts at rest, or while on the go.
- An advanced energy meter that indicates the main effect of your fart training.
- Easy to read display, with intensity and smell-o-meter.
- Monitor farts indoors or outdoors, depending on your training preference.
- Listen to your fart! With a recording feature, a fart rate monitor provides instant playback to see how hard you’re working.
- Sync and share! Using Wi-Fi, you can synch and share your farts with your friends. No one wants to fart alone.
With fart rate monitors, you can take your fart training to the next level!